I’m not arguing. I’m just explaining why this is your new favorite shirt.
This tee? It’s not just soft — it’s “I wore it three days in a row and nobody noticed” soft. It’s made from 100% ring-spun cotton (unless you go with the fancy blend colors), with just enough durability to survive awkward family dinners, passive-aggressive debates, and your third coffee spill of the day.
- 100% ring-spun cotton for the comfort your sarcasm deserves
- Double-stitched neck and sleeves for extra sass-holding power
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping so it doesn’t twist like your logic in an argument
- Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² — aka “not clingy, not boxy, just right”
- Quarter-turned to avoid that weird center crease (you’re welcome)
White shirts may look a little off-white because they’re real fabric, not blinding Photoshop white. We call it “authentic.”
⚠️ Important: We print this fresh just for you after you click “Buy.” That means it takes a bit longer to ship, but hey — no waste, no overstock, and no warehouse gremlins touching your stuff.
? Spill By Bill sleeve logo included, because the sarcasm shouldn’t stop at your chest.
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